8:45am. My phone rings. It's DH. I try to sound like I'm not sleeping, but I am. Baby-Ko was UP for the day at 5am and went down for an early morning nap. Subsequently, mommy went down for a nap then too. DH tells me that he has some news he thinks I may want to hear....
MICHAEL BUBLE IS NOW SINGLE.
"Seriously?" I say.
"Yes, just heard it. Thought you may get a kick out of that. Sorry I woke you."
"No. That's okay. This is so exciting."
"I figured you could blog about it."
"Oh, I will. And I'll also have to figure out what to do about T-Ko," I joke... Kind of. I mean, Michael Buble IS already on my "list."
In other Hollywood news, T-Ko just told me Jimmy Kimmel and Sara Silverman split. "Apparently she WAS fucking Matt Damon." :-)
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My Nana came and spent the day with us and stayed for dinner. T-Ko, my Mom and Aunt N joined. It's always so nice to spend time with Nana, especially when she seeks love advice.... (As you may recall a few months ago she became friends with a newly widowed man who told her that they were not an "item.")
Nana: I think I have scared H away.
Me: Why?
Nana: Well, I had him over for some supper last Wednesday and we were talking... He told me that he was very upset- that he had been diagnosed with the first stages of prostate cancer and he was very concerned and wanted to talk about it.
Mom: That's sad.
Nana: He said that the doctor told him he couldn't have sex anymore... and I said, 'well, at our age who needs to have sex anyway. You can have 'talk sex.'
Me: You mean "Phone sex."
Nana: Well, sure. But not on the phone. Just at the table.
All: At the table?? (Laughter)
Aunt: Is there any affection between you?
Nana: Well, we held hands at the movies. But you see, he is also seeing another woman.
T-Ko: Oooh.
Mom: YOU are the "other woman."
Nana: I think so. Because then at temple we just waved and didn't talk.
J-Ko: Was this before or after you had him over for dinner.
Nana: Before. But when he was over for supper I said, it's okay that we're friends but sometimes I need a hug.
All: Oy.
J-Ko: So did he hug you?
Nana: Yes, he gave me a nice hug and then left for the evening.
Aunt: Has he called?
Nana: No. And that was on Wednesday.
Mom: Well, have you called him?
T-Ko: Someone should really check. Maybe he died.
Laughter.
J-Ko: No, seriously. Maybe your cioppino made him sick.
Mom: You should call him mom.
J-Ko/T-Ko: No! She should not call him.
T-Ko: I think if you don't hear from him you should move on...
J-Ko: Sorry, Nana. He's just not that into you.
T-Ko: You should call his other old broad. Get a little Leisure World three-way going.
All: Ewwwww!
J-Ko: That would definitely kill him.
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1 comment:
sooo funny!! Nana needs a better man..
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