Well, I got this email today and while it's greatly different from the "Job Opportunity" type emails I typically get from NYU Alumni, it does sound promising:
Dear Friend,
I have a project I want you to run with us. It involves exportation of 100,000 barrels of crude oil daily from Kirkuk, Iraq.
If you are interested, email me via: ******.com
Mr. Yan.
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Dear Mr. Yan,
Thank you so much in your interest in working with me. I know very little about crude oil but am intrigued by the position nonetheless. I have a few questions regarding the position and hope that you'll be able to provide me with some details:
1) Can I "run" crude oil from home?
2) I will need about an hour (every half hour) to do something "baby related," will that work for you?
3) Can I have Thursdays off? I have a pre-existing obligation in which I cannot get out of. (Also, Wacky does not give refunds).
4) Do you offer health benefits? I've only had one abnormal pap.
5) Will crude oil ruin my nails? I recently got "pink and whites" and it wasn't cheap.
Once again, I appreciate your email and I look forward to speaking with you soon.
Sincerely,
J-Ko
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I of course told T-Ko about this exciting job opportunity and he said if it means we won't have to pay $89 bucks to fill up my car anymore, I should take it and added, "Kirkuk's nice in the fall."
You're right, babe. PLUS, it would mean I could actually wear all those cute work clothes just sitting in my closet. This MIGHT be an offer, I CAN'T REFUSE...
2 comments:
I think you need to forward that email to the FBI...
lol i just got same post
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